Eminem

Ass Like That (Termik Remix)

Текст песни Eminem - Ass Like That (Termik Remix)

The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I

Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer

Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, freeze?

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B

I sing song, it go ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please, forgive

For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I say and you will love it


The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting

Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that

Every time I see the show on MTV, my pee-pee goes

D-doing, doing, doing


Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand (Hahaha)